She doesn't sound as if she is attacking you in the true sense of the word. She is just being a kitten. I think that all kittens are evil - it is just a fact of life.
https://icatcare.org/advice/aggression-to-humans/ This article might give you ideas of how to distract her so that she can channel some of her energy.
My two were 18 months when I was adopted by them. Princess Merlin bit me 9 times in the first few minutes and I ended up having an overnight stay in hospital when it got infected.
She kept biting for any reason until she died aged about 13. Her last major attack was directed at the nice Greek vet who had spent time trying to win her over until he had thought that he had charmed her.
PS I laughed at your story - kittens are very fragile-looking babies, so innocent and sweet - yeah!!