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[Theland]

"What am I holding in my hand?"

"What colour is yours?"

"Do you or don't you?"

"Stir your soup clockwise or anti-clockwise?"

"Ever had an embarrasing bodily function at the wrong moment?"

Good morning LOL - Hello LOL - LOL - LOL - LOL - LOL - LOL - LOL - LOL etc etc etc etc etc etc

My question is ..... Do you not get bored in the shallows when the surf is fantastic and the breakers are rolling elsewhere?

Or .... do crushed cardomum seeds really add that much to mince?

[skyep]

Morning The ( can I lol ) Are you well this morning lol, lol xxx

[Theland]

skyep - I'm having a mid life crisis. LOL

[skyep]

The - Tell me all, I'm listening! xxx

[Theland]

I'm losing my job and I am not too popular on R & S.
That's for starters!
Also, I can't find my cardomum seed crussher! It was in the drawer with tin opener and the nail scissors!

[warpig3]

Mornign theland, morning skyep.

Mid life crisis Theland? Well you are posting in the right section for that, spill the beans and welcome to the asylum!

[Theland]

warpig3 - is this really a cuckoos nest?

[skyep]

Aww sorry Theland! Is there nothing lined up for you? How old are you The if youdon't mind me asking? xx

[Theland]

Jamie Oliver said I've got to do it five times a day!
It's not even Xmas or my birthday! LOL LOL LOL etc etc

[Theland]

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[skyep]

Morning warpig xxx

[warpig3]

Sorry, cross posting Theland.

Cuckoos nest, sometimes its not even that sane.

I cant believe you keep your nail scissors in the same drawer as your cardomum seed crusher, tut , tut.

Seriously, your job, what has happened?

[Theland]

..... I don't smell of wee!

[skyep]

Have you got family The?

[Theland]

warpig3 - see Naomi24 thread about debt on S & C to answer that.

[Theland]

skyep - Wife and six kids and three grandchildren.

[unrulyjulie]

sorry to hear things arent great for you Theland. chin up nd hope you get the wrok situation sorted out soon. .

In answer toi your question, i love shallow waters! :-) Not sure about cardomum seeds though if im honest.

i will refrain from putting my usual lol's as it seems to annoy you and i dont want to make your morning worse than it is already! :-)

[warpig3]

Ah, I see. Been there myself, and its not nice but can be resolved, I did it.

I dont want to ask any personal details but have you spoken to anyone independent or negotiated for reduced payments?

[skyep]

The - Have you heard of 'Martin Lewis' the money man? Damn, I wish I had a better memory! Anyway, he had a studio audience that were hand picked as they were 'all' in debt, some small, some massive! He said to get in touch with CAB, that was one organisation. Something I do remember him saying though was, regardless, there is ALWAYS a way around debt. Please get in touch with them! Martin Lewis has his own website, I'll try and find it for you. His advice is spot on. God, it must be affecting you not just financially, but in your family relations and health!

[Theland]

the word, "bowels," springs to mind .....

[Theland]

I shall look up Martin Lewis .... sounds like a must. LOL