Vegetable Popstars

[AB Editor]

Carrying on from the very funny competition started by Peter Serafinowicz, just wondering if any of you can make some good vegetable popstar, movie star or film puns.

I shall kick us off:

Pea Diddy
Shallot Church

Over to you...!

[Octavius]

Couldn't you have put this on twotter?

[Gormless]

(Oh dear oh dear, I wonder, just wonder, if cabbages will drift on to this thread. Never mind it will be hilarious. I must stay close to the toilet)

[no-knowledge]

Pmsl

[dot.hawkes]

good distraction ploy. however, if you have time for this could you perhaps find time to answer some emails? TY

[no-knowledge]

lmfao........................you couldn't make this up!

[no-knowledge]

the Ed & deputy Ed must be on holiday.




i think it's Doris the cleaner .

[Bbbananas]

James Bean.
Does that count?

[ziller]

Tina Turnip

[AB Editor]

they all count

[yinyang]

Black eyed peas
Jasper Carrot
Cubby Brocolli

I don't think I'm getting the hang of this : (

[DotH]

not banned yet Knobby? I am.

[B00]

Haha, love the Tina Turnip one.

[MWB]

Why did you get banned Dot?

[DotH]

I am assuming it is a technical error, the ed cannot ban someone for disagreeing with his tactics surely

[Bbbananas]

I liked the tina turnip one - sometimes it's the simplest things that are simply the best......
(groan)

[DotH]

how am i lying? i am banned you numpty