Sandpaper

[Svejk]

Doesn't contain sand. Who'd have thought that?

[ummmm]

And lead pencils don't contain lead...

[Unsureme]

Mothballs don't contain Moths Ba--s either.

[janzman]

paper clips aren't made of paper

[stuey]

And whereas fish oil is aptly named, baby oil does not contain what you might think it does from its name.

[bhg481]

Fog horns

[Svejk]

I think you're all being a bit rough on me. ;-(

[stuey]

Just grit your teeth and go with the grain.

[Canary42]

Grandfather clocks don't contain a grandfather.

[Svejk]

I would if they stopped rubbing me up the wrong way.

[Clanad]

But… sandpaper did contain sand originally… hence the name which hasn't changed although the composition has…

http://www.abrasivesoasis.com/sandpaper.asp

[Georgiesmum]

And Swiss rolls dont roll or come from Switzerland.!
I wont mention toad in the hole!

[Togo]

Unsureme. Same goes for meat balls. I hope

[Unsureme]

Very good,Togo.!!

[shoota]

Ummm - Erm, I have lead in my pencil....

[tonyav]

Doh he beat me to it

[shoota]

Not literally you understand....

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Hopkirk]

How much ham in a hamburger?

[ferlew]

No nuts in a donut.

[Sam1960]

And fish don't have fingers... !!