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NoMercy | 08:28 Fri 03rd Dec 2010 | ChatterBank
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He keeps guffing on my leg in bed....
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Flatulating...
08:38 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Letting rip...
08:38 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Do you mean farting? Put him on the naughty step.
08:41 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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At least it's warm. :)
08:45 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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They are always rather warm and I can tell they are smelly without even sticking my head under the duvet. Even though he's asleep, he still laughs when he does them.
08:45 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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stick a cork up his a£$e..
08:49 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Get him back! :)
08:51 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Do you let your dog sleep in your bed Nomercy?? Put him in the yard to do his busines. x
08:51 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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It might stop him snoring as well..
08:54 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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I have let my dog sleep on the bed in the past, and he wouldn't dream of farting. He saves it up until there are at least 4 people in the car with all the windows up. Bless him. At least Bob hasn't got to that stage yet.
08:59 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Bet he'd protest if you did it.
09:00 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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i see! You meant bob! Stick a cock up his arse like sammo says then
09:02 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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CoRK i meant CORK!!
09:03 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Get your leg away from his bum.
09:09 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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To be perfectly honest, I need a break from all the gaseous emission. I've decided to stop in Hereford this weekend. :-/
09:10 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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seems a bit drastic cant you talk to him about it? If he knows how much its upsetting you surely he'd stop? xx
09:20 Fri 03rd Dec 2010

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