Women

[thebarron]

Why do women spend so long in the bathroom.

[boxtops]

I don't get peace and quiet, daisynonna - the cats push open the bathroom door and line up and watch me.
It still doesn't explain the toilet queue - I can't take ages if I know that there are people waiting to use the loo.

[TTG]

"She has just said she was making herself look nice for me."

Respect her answer.

[thebarron]

She smells nice.

[jamesnan]

Because we can!

[joggerjayne]

By the time you've done loo, teeth, hair, check your details, contact lenses, plucked, creamed, and had a DIY in the shower ... well, the time just goes.

[boxtops]

You do all that every time you go in the bathroom, JJ?......

[joggerjayne]

I don't always pluck.

[thebarron]

DIY in the shower

[starone]

We used to call the lavatory the library because the men always took the newspaper in there to read.