'' What did you learn in school today?''
'' We continued working on our subconscious racial bias, intersectionality, diversity, equality and inclusiveness, and Miss said that next week we are selecting our preferred gender so we have to study our new pronouns.''
'' What about history, maths and science?''
'' ,Oh yeah, history, that's where learned about our oppressive colonial past, and how we promoted and profited from slavery, and how we must compensate their progeny to assuage our white guilt.
We don't need maths, the laptop does all that.
Our science teacher, Mizzter Jones, said we must continue studying global warming as a catastrophe brought about by racial superiority and exploitation of earths natural resources by the white plunderers.
And then we wove a basket.''