Push-Up Bra!

[Voltage]

What have a push-up bra and a bag of crisps got in common?

Once you open it, you realise it's half-empty.

[Garaman]

Whichever you open, you hope to find the real McCoys!

[Voltage]

lol

[Patsy33]

Full of hot air.....

[Garaman]

Thanks, Volty, though as the actress said to the bishop, that was a bit premature :)

[Hopkirk]

I'd prefer some crackers