Why Do Catholics

[FinnyMick]

always like to let you know they are catholics ?

[mrchirpy]

That's what my old dad used to say to deter door-to-door salesmen.
Salesman : Would you be interested in buying a ............... sir?
My Dad : No,no, we're Catholics.
Door : Slam
Salesman: Oh.

[Ric.ror]

Are you implying Catholics are bigots - no of course not. Catholics are never ever bigoted. We are the only religion not to be. As my father (grhs) used to say - we know 2 things about god 1. He's a catholic
2. Hes a red (Manchester united)
;-))

[mikey4444]

I like to tell everyone, that I am an atheist !

[naomi24]

^Why?

[fiction-factory]

>Am I right in saying that you cannot play for Man City FC, unless you are a catholic.

No. Yaya Toure is a Muslim for example. Thinking of Ramgers/Celtic?There were problems when Mo johnson played for the 'wrong' club in Scotland- can't remember whether he was catholic but Rangers or Protestant for Celtic

[-Talbot-]

I like to tell people I'm a black lesbian separatist.

[FinnyMick]

Guaranteed a job then Talbot, Aldi seems a good bet