Ministry Of Justice

[Ric.ror]

Have just rung my 89 year old mother to tell her she has been award a refund
When I said oh how lovely he said 'yes it is lovely and one more thing - expletive you!
I don't the ministry of justice should be talking to people like that do you?

[Ric.ror]

Maybe he could sense the sarcasm in my voice

[Islay]

Sorry it took me 5 times of reading this to work out what you meant!

I am assuming that you are suggesting that this is a scam call.

[Ric.ror]

I do indeed think it is a scam

[Sipowicz]

I've read it six times and can't make head nor tail of it!

[baza]

Makes more sense after a liquid lunch.

[Jackdaw33]

I think you have to take the title as the start of the sentence. OP answered the phone.

[THEMOTLEY1]

After a Liquid Lunch is probably when it was typed.

[Ric.ror]

I have given you best answer THEMOTLEY - but I am really offended by your answer!
How dare you imply I am in drink - on a school day too - shocking

BTW - it makes perfect sense to me - but then it would

[ummmm]

Doesn't make sense to me either.

[jackthehat]

I assume you answered the 'phone and not your mother, unless she inexplicably changed sex and swore at you mid-sentence?

[THEMOTLEY1]

//on a school day too// and there was me thinking you were old enough to have left school ;-)

[Ric.ror]

and there was me thinking you were old enough to have left school ;-)

I am - I just don't look it ;-))