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EcclesCake | 22:15 Mon 01st Aug 2016 | ChatterBank

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Police on doorstep telling me Mr Cake has been ambulanced to hospital, he's bruised and battered and being kept in after an altercation with him, his bike and a motorist.

Got totally lost leaving the unfamiliar hospital on a dark wet night.

Not surprisingly I've poured myself a large one!

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Zacs-Master

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Tell him to frame himself and gear up for a quick recovery or he'll be saddled with you wheeling him around which will make you tyred. Next time you see him, pump up his ego and tell him I spoke up him.

22:59 Mon 01st Aug 2016

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EcclesCake

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I expected to find her indignantly stomping around the garden because she couldn't get to her breakfast. I'm sure she's just sulking under a bush at having been left out in the rain all night.

ummmm

My friend used to keep chickens. It was amazing the different personalities they had.

EcclesCake

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Indeed they do!

Togo

Just come across your post Eccles, ouch, busted ribs are no laughing matter. Hope Mr E. is a bit more comfy this morning. He is going to be sleeping sitting in an armchair for a few days, if my experience of broken ribs is any thing to go by. Now a wayward chicken..........I bet the last 24 hours all seem a bit surreal. I do hope he didn't ruin his lycra shorts etc. (*_^)

piggynose

so after all the tongue in cheek humour, whose fault was it? if it was the motorists, did he stop and help? i ask cuz i've been in the same situation more than once.

EcclesCake

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Motorist at fault who did stop and help as did another. Not sure what will happen next.

His Lycra shorts were the only thing the hospital didn't cut off :-)