Possible Lines From Michael Caine Wrinkly Film?

[Marshwarble]

What's it all about and why did I come in for?

[cupid04]

Not many people know that...

[bookbinder]

[i] Michael Caine quotes:[i]
To me, growing old is great. It's the very best thing - considering the alternative.
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Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
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[Marshwarble]

Don't throw bloody catheters at me!