How Well Do You Know Your Clothing, Past And Present

[ziggyjo]

1 Everything under this is in full working order (4) I have the answer kilt but don't no why!
2 Sounds like it should be fringed but it isn't (4) I have either sari or cape and again don't know which one is correct and why!
3 Damp rubber Onesy (7) I also have an answer for this but not sure!
All help will be very much appreciated!

[ladyalex]

1 Because when people ask 'What is worn under the kilt?' the reply is 'Nothing is worn, it is all in full working order'
My how we laugh at this ....

[aelmpvw]

2 sari sounds like surrey (a little)

[Calibax]

1 is an old joke.
Q Is anything worn under the kilt?
A No, it's in full working order.

[dannyk13]

3.Wetsuit

[Calibax]

3 Wetsuit?

[ladyalex]

2 Sari sounds like 'Surrey with a fringe on top'

[ziggyjo]

Thanks everyone!