If you were omnipotent and could arbitrarily pick three "celebrities" to have executed, who would you choose?

[Duncer]

First two, beyond a shadow of a doubt, are Russell Bland and Piers Morgan. Then comes the diffcult bit......., but I'm going to go with Adrian Chiles, purely for ruining the Euros so far.

[ChuckFickens]

Ignoring the fact executed is a little harsh, and taking the question in the spirit it was no doubt meant...

Jedward.
Jedward
Jedward

(Iknow that might be 6, but I want to make sure)

[craft1948]

Tough question as I don't hate anyone enough to have them executed. However if it was a ban from all future media coverage it would be...........
Stephen Fry
Kim Kardashian
Katie Price

[Zacs-Master]

Nice question. Gary Glitter, Annie Nightingale ( or any female DJ), the bloke off the Go compare Ad's.

[Duncer]

Bit harsh on Gary Glitter, all he wants to do is settle down and have kids. Sorry!

[Duncer]

Folks, you are completely and utterly right; execution is a bit harsh although, in the case of Russell Bland, I will make an exception.

[weecalf]

"Celebs" have ruined the world so more to the point who would you save .My favourite and she does not consider herself a celeb is Liz Smith

[craft1948]

Russell's okay..................he's a bit of a sad plonker but is quite sexy, in a dirty way.

[DaisyNonna]

Please make an appointment to see your psychiatrist as soon as possible.

[Duncer]

True story ChuckFickens, I took my good lady to see Josh Groban at the Royal Concert Hall in Glasgow about 7/8 months ago and, not really being into Joshy, I was pestering the girl at the box office to see what was coming soon, hoping for news of someone I actually liked.

For some truly bizarre reason, (I am late forties and into rock music), she suggested Jedward at £38:50 per ticket. When I asked if a rifle was included in the price she was singularly unamused, (as was my other half).

[Duncer]

weecalf - foo the huck is Liz Smith?

[Zacs-Master]

Grandma off The Royle Family. Jeez.

[Duncer]

I cannot believe that I forgot about Morrissey.

[baza]

wussell bwand
jonathan woss
jedward
now i can watch my telly again.

[horseshoes]

Daphne and CJ (eggheads). I'll forego the 3rd if I can get rid of those 2.

[Duncer]

I can't allow Daphne mate, I'm a fan.

[horseshoes]

But I'm omnipotent; I can execute who I want!! ha ha.

[hollie1586]

Not execute but just not have to see them anymore:

Cram all of the TOWIE crew into one person...get rid

John Terry

Lisa Scott-Lee

[roxie_09]

There's too many haha. I'm with Hollie, the whole cast of TOWIE and such like shows, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, jedward. I could go on and on, I'm not a very nice person LOL xxx

[waterboatman]

Only three! :o{

[Smowball]

very good question, but my list is much longer than 3!