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witches?
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a few years ago,wife and i were on holiday near loch tay.took dog for a walk amongst the trees alongside the loch.came to a cleared circular area,like it had been hoovered.right in the centre were a pile of pine cones carefully placed all pointing inwards.it tapered near the top and was about a foot and a half high.hundreds of cones.someone spent a long time doing this.any ideas? we did picture it. i'd upload the picture but wife has put them somewhere.WOMEN!!!
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Clearly it was created by the AB witches on their summer outing, having nothing else to do with their time.
21:51 Wed 15th Aug 2012
^ or even Ab Editor ...!
From the Bard - his "Macabeth".
1st Witch (Rowan)
Round about the AB cauldron go:
In the Mod-poisoned Trolls entrails throw.
Doc, that under cold Polar stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated knobby sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed Mamya pot.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch (Gness):
Fillet of a Jemisa snake,
In the cauldron vodka boil and eccles bake;
Eye of Alba newt and Sqad's toe of Spanish frog,
Wool of sunnydavebat and tongue of postdog,
Ratter's fork and lcg's sting,
Lizard's Lady J's leg and owdhamer's wing.
For charm of powerful Tony trouble,
Like a hell-broth for Mike, boil and bubble.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.
3rd Witch (Mrs O):
Scale of boxtops dragon, tooth of tilly wolf,
Witch's mummmy, NoM maw and seadogggulf
Of the ravin'd sloopy shark,
Root of wyedyed hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Venator Jew;
Gall of jaberwocky goat; and slips of Prudie yew
Sliver'd in the wendilla moon's eclipse;
Nose of Ed's Turk, and Nungate's lips;
Fingers of tinkerbelle and JJ babes
Ditch-deliver'd by a Duncer drab,-
Make the FGT gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a LieInKings's chaudron,
For ingredients of our AB cauldron.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch:
Cool it with Ed's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
1st Witch (Rowan)
Round about the AB cauldron go:
In the Mod-poisoned Trolls entrails throw.
Doc, that under cold Polar stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated knobby sleeping got,
Boil thou first in the charmed Mamya pot.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch (Gness):
Fillet of a Jemisa snake,
In the cauldron vodka boil and eccles bake;
Eye of Alba newt and Sqad's toe of Spanish frog,
Wool of sunnydavebat and tongue of postdog,
Ratter's fork and lcg's sting,
Lizard's Lady J's leg and owdhamer's wing.
For charm of powerful Tony trouble,
Like a hell-broth for Mike, boil and bubble.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.
3rd Witch (Mrs O):
Scale of boxtops dragon, tooth of tilly wolf,
Witch's mummmy, NoM maw and seadogggulf
Of the ravin'd sloopy shark,
Root of wyedyed hemlock digg'd in the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Venator Jew;
Gall of jaberwocky goat; and slips of Prudie yew
Sliver'd in the wendilla moon's eclipse;
Nose of Ed's Turk, and Nungate's lips;
Fingers of tinkerbelle and JJ babes
Ditch-deliver'd by a Duncer drab,-
Make the FGT gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a LieInKings's chaudron,
For ingredients of our AB cauldron.
All:
Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
2nd Witch:
Cool it with Ed's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
