Boring Film Descriptions - Give It A Go :)

[bednobs]

following on from a comment from ILM about how films sound boring, can you describe your favourite film in the most boring way possible?
I saw this description of my favourite film (s) once
"man finds ring and nephew returns it to the manufacturer"
can you think of a line for your favourite film?

[Barsel]

Captain hires Nun to look after his kids, then marries her.

[vulcan42]

A dozen assorted Americans discuss criminal law.

[douglas9401]

Women drivers eh?

[bednobs]

barsel - sound of music
Vulcan - 12 angry men?

[bednobs]

oh, I don't know douglas ...

[jackthehat]

Two women go for a drive across America.

[Prudie]

Injured horse and jockey get better and win a race

[Calibax]

Man remembers the name of his childhood sled.

[bednobs]

I don't know any of these!
Thelma and louise?

[royfromaus]

Old woman tells a story about a boat.

[bednobs]

then dies!

[douglas9401]

Aye

[rockyracoon]

Intertwined love lives of mostly mediocre characters played by top draw cast.

[royfromaus]

Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
Alarm clock goes off
(probably goes off some more)

[Bobbisox1]

Jealous woman out to get her partner ( no matter what )

[jackthehat]

That's what mine was.....I suspect it was also Douglas' more pithy description. :o)

(You do realise that the comment which inspired this from ilm was because she doesn't much like ken? )

[douglas9401]

Not bad but don't go looking for an end of season presentation evening.

[theshedman]

African men take dislike to British army.

[bednobs]

yes, but apparently she isn't rude at all :)
plus she sort of has a point - to me that film does sound a bit boring

[Prudie]

Innocent man manages to escape prison with a new identity