Well I wish it would hurry up. The dishwasher has packed up and I havent got time to go and get another one so now I have to wash up until the end of the world.
Bring it on, we are destroying the planet slowly, let's quicken it up eh....destruction is the only way to cleanse....well....what else have we got to look forward to!
A mooch round the village fete, complete with brass band, human fruit machine and warm, cheap white wine in paper cups....that's if the world still exists tomorrow.