How Do You Like This Chat Up Line?

[Marshwarble]

Your Guardian comments were wonderful...

[Dizmo]

Lying before you even go out one the first date, baaaad, very baaaaad.

[Marshwarble]

This is the joke thread, Dizmo.

[sunny-dave]

I think it's up there with

"I really love the Daily Mail website - especially the sidebar of shame"

[Hopkirk]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you sleep on your stomach?









Do you mind if I do?

[Pocket_Rocket]

I like it - he would get a date for sheer audacity!

[melv16]

Use this on the AB wimmin.. Grab your cardigan, you've pulled!:)

[Marshwarble]

Do AB women wear cardies?

[Dizmo]

Some don't wear anything at all.

*runs away*

[Marshwarble]

Wouldn't be unusual in the shower.

[Dizmo]

You've not been here long enough. You know how I can tell? because you're not locked in Gness' shed or on the many naughty steps.