Haaaa - Curfew Tag...

[boxtops]

From our local paper:

G4S were alerted that a man had been tampering with his curfew tag, and went to his house.

They found that his girlfriend had got her foot caught in his tag while they were having sex......



How embarrassing to have to declare that to the security service!

[ummmm]

Lol...

[Baldric]

A Curfew Tag,
does that mean he has to stay in?

[boxtops]

Yes, between 7pm and 7am....... :-)

[ludwig]

// They found that his girlfriend had got her foot caught in his tag while they were having sex...... //

A likely story. Unless they actually caught them in the act I wouldn't believe it.

[Svejk]

A likely story. ;)

[gness]

Ohhh...easily done, Ludwig....easily done..... ;-)

By the way.....loved your DLT headline!....☺

[ludwig]

Thanks. Here's another for you...

'Hairy Cornflake's reputatation in shreddies'

Remember..you saw it here first.

[gness]

☺...Hope you're on a commission......x

[ludwig]

reputatation? ..oh dear

[aelmpvw]

i would have thought that it would have been easy for him to remove it if there was room for another foot!

[gness]

Ael.....not if he has huge feet...and she has tiny feet...say size two....and she only put part of her foot in....

And in the heat of the moment things expand then contract.....not that I'm speaking from experience of course......☻

[Svejk]

some people with tags tell fibs.

[shoota]

Sigh

[Prudie]

Sounds like it was so good it made her toes curl

[ummmm]

When my cousin lived with me he was on tag for 3 months and half the time it didn't work so he used to go out.

[gness]

Afternoon, Shoota....x

[Canary42]

...they were then alerted to another case where a woman had been tampering with her tag and on visiting found that her boyfriend had caught his dick in it.

[Seems more feasible]

[shoota]

Afternoon all.
'Tis a wonder G4S know where his house is.....

[aelmpvw]

i think you should stop digging gness :-)

[ludwig]

// some people with tags tell fibs. //

Exactly. 'I was just scratching my ankle with these wirecutters and they slipped'.