Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Man: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet

Man: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush

[murraymints]

sounds like a plan to me ! lol

[dustypuss]

That jokes a bit ***y .

[dustypuss]

That jokes a bit ***.y.

[piggynose]

I have to say that joke´s definitely in bad taste!

[Ken4155]

And there he was, wondering why he always has bad breath.

[dustypuss]

Toilet humour

[Patsy33]

That's their relationship down the pan!