Possibly News As Well - Caption Time

[DTCwordfan]

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The Archbish after one too many in India

The Church of England has fallen flat on its face.

Over to you.

[aelmpvw]

Corbyn leaves fancy dress party having had three too many

[Baldric]

That Communion Wine is powerful stuff.

[Zacs-Master]

First Cardinal to have the honour of being immortalised on the Hollywood Walk of Fame gets it a bit wrong.

[The Builder]

"Catches win matches"

[teacake44]

Divine rendering.

[Ken4155]

Oh get up, it was only a penny you dropped.

[Mamyalynne]

As you say it's News too, I wonder if the Government will ever make their regret into a formal apology?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/10/archbishop-canterbury-apologises-amritsar-massacre-100th-anniversary/

[Arksided]

'Never again! I'm going to need a bigger bowl'

[Mozz71]

He'll have to do until the Vatican's new doormat arrives.

[Gromit]

Sorry, but it is my favourite piece of chewing gum.

[tiggerblue10]

Planking, CofE style.

[DTCwordfan]

Keep them coming, I love the Builder's as that brings back memories of those Aussie fielders spreadeagled during Stokes' now immortal Headingley innings

[vulcan42]

"For the love of God, somebody help me up"

[Bazile]

I hope they realised that a dry cleaning bill will be coming their way

[Bazile]

Voice from from the crowd

'' No need to lie 'prostate' before us Archbishop '

[Spicerack]

'It's the Vicar on the earhole again, Arold'

[Patsy33]

It's nice to see a man of the cloth express honesty, while lying....

[mallyh]

these 5 inch heels will be the death of me

[teacake44]

Pray on the slabbath.

[spathiphyllum]

Dat feeling when it's 1930 and you've been naughty at school.