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Following on from Tilly's excellent thread....
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I posted this a couple of years ago but no harm in airing it again.
Invent the most ridiculous country & western song title you can.
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Invent the most ridiculous country & western song title you can.
Here are some real examples for inspiration:
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I thought about "Ten Black Pints of Gness" sung to ten green bottles. However
You've heard of General Wellington,
Who won at Waterloo,
But there's a good old Irish woman
I'll mention unto you.
She comes from dear old Dublin,
She's a woman we in AB all applaud,
For She always finds a corkscrew
Far more handy than a sword.
Se's good old General Gness,
She's a Boedicea strong and stout.
She's found her lips on every bottle
And she can't be done without!
Her noble name has world-wide AB fame
Deserves three hearty cheers
Hurrah for General Gness of the Dublin Booziliers!
This hale and hearty female warrior
Is worshipped in the ranks,
For she does her task inside the cask,
As well as in the tanks.
She bears the brunt on every front,
AB north, south, east, and west,
And she wears about ten million
war wounds on her chest.
She's good old General Gness,
She has won ABer's applause.
'Twas she who kept our spirits up
In the midst of all our trollish wars.
Who was the first to flirt
With Mr Plumber from the Midlands zone?
Why good old General Gness
Of the Dublin Booziliers.
All over bonny London and Scotland too,
The Gness is to be seen.
They've given her freedom
Of the "toon" of Aberdeen.
From Inverness to South Shields,
She keeps ABers warm and bright,
And they love to gather 'round her,
Och, on every Wednesday night.
She's good old General Gness,
She's as good as Scottish broth,
'Twas she with her cooking who turned the Firth of Forth
Into the Firth of Froth.
All ABers dance The Castle Highland Fling
And shout when she appears,
Hurrah for General Gness of the Dublin Booziliers.
You've heard of General Wellington,
Who won at Waterloo,
But there's a good old Irish woman
I'll mention unto you.
She comes from dear old Dublin,
She's a woman we in AB all applaud,
For She always finds a corkscrew
Far more handy than a sword.
Se's good old General Gness,
She's a Boedicea strong and stout.
She's found her lips on every bottle
And she can't be done without!
Her noble name has world-wide AB fame
Deserves three hearty cheers
Hurrah for General Gness of the Dublin Booziliers!
This hale and hearty female warrior
Is worshipped in the ranks,
For she does her task inside the cask,
As well as in the tanks.
She bears the brunt on every front,
AB north, south, east, and west,
And she wears about ten million
war wounds on her chest.
She's good old General Gness,
She has won ABer's applause.
'Twas she who kept our spirits up
In the midst of all our trollish wars.
Who was the first to flirt
With Mr Plumber from the Midlands zone?
Why good old General Gness
Of the Dublin Booziliers.
All over bonny London and Scotland too,
The Gness is to be seen.
They've given her freedom
Of the "toon" of Aberdeen.
From Inverness to South Shields,
She keeps ABers warm and bright,
And they love to gather 'round her,
Och, on every Wednesday night.
She's good old General Gness,
She's as good as Scottish broth,
'Twas she with her cooking who turned the Firth of Forth
Into the Firth of Froth.
All ABers dance The Castle Highland Fling
And shout when she appears,
Hurrah for General Gness of the Dublin Booziliers.
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