I Think Jeremy Corbyn ...

[joggerjayne]

... just sold me a copy of The Big Issue near the bottom of Kensigton Gardens.

[-Talbot-]

Congratulations...did he sign it?

[joggerjayne]

"Kensington"

[joggerjayne]

He didn't look like he had a pen.

[-Talbot-]

How do you look like you haven't got a pen?

[joggerjayne]

You dress in a way that suggests writing is not high on your agenda.

[RATTER15]

Was he naked? Actually even if he was naked he could still conceal a pen.

[joggerjayne]

Only if he had long hair.

[joggerjayne]

[joggerjayne]

:o)

[anneasquith]

is this a joke ?

[Svejk]

Lol, it's a good one, grumpy.

[joggerjayne]

It's not entirely a joke.

I bought a Big Issue from an old guy in Kensington Gardens ...

... and he was an absolute dead ringer for Jeremy Corbyn.

I didn't ask if he actually WAS Jeremy Corbyn.

I mean, MPs quite often have second jobs.

[joggerjayne]

To be fair to the Big Issue seller, he was better dressed than Jeremy Corbyn.

[piggynose]

knock knock,
who is there?
bigish
bigish who
yes, you got it.

[joggerjayne]

groan!

I wonder if the joke has ever been in The Big Issue?

[anneasquith]

oh I get it, it's about the way someone dresses, really funny !!!!!!!