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stuey | 19:52 Fri 19th Jun 2015 | ChatterBank
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We used to have these quite often in the "Good Old Days". Anything going to develop tonight, then? I have for rent, at reasonable costs, tin helmets, pea-shooters, portions of Anderson shelters, A-negative blood, catapults with ten rounds of roly-poly puddings each, bunches of sour grapes, various sized camouflage suits, and an inflatable model of Hadrian's wall. To order, please form an orderly line and wait your bloody turn...So there!
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Reckon I have that weight of rocks in the garden. Glad to get rid of them.
20:46 Fri 19th Jun 2015
I'm sitting here with my crash helmet on and my gum shield in, ready for tonight's action, Stuey.

However I'm finding that typing with boxing gloves on can be rather difficult; perhaps I should have stuck with the knuckle-dusters?
let me get a few martells down me neck....1st
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Bringing your own equipment is not allowed: it will be confiscated forthwith. I, me, am trying to make a decent living out of renting stuff without the likes of your type swanning in here with your own stuff!
I had a box of old handbags but the chaps over in 'News' took them as a Job lot ;-)
There was a thread about a famous football player's family the other day. I read through it but by the time that I went to the last few pages it had been zapped. It was entertaining.

Saturdays are usually quiet.
oh yes -beckhamgate......lol!
What about bare knuckle fights? No equipment needed for them.
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Hand-bags at dawn (your time) will be a welcome added attraction this weekend.
What happened to that thread, Retochic? I gave up on it.
can i have some roly poly pudding with custard please?
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I have knuckle-splints for rent at 3/6 per dozen: enough for both hands.
I can honestly say that I have never belted anyone with a handbag. A house brick, yes, but not a precious handbag.
zapped -emotions became somewhat fraught -and I was one of the only ones given sensible answers- it got that bad lol!
Get yerself some clogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2CSpNze5Q
i may have an empty bottle to throw soon
oh these handbags were knackered and a bit frayed around the edges , perfect for the usual suspects on News lol!
You have to smash the bottle, Mr M.
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Too keep up the spirit of things, please fill it with concrete first.
lol @ concrete
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Once all tickets to the event have been sold, all ingresses and egresses shall be rendered closed by the use of concertina wire.

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