We used to have these quite often in the "Good Old Days". Anything going to develop tonight, then? I have for rent, at reasonable costs, tin helmets, pea-shooters, portions of Anderson shelters, A-negative blood, catapults with ten rounds of roly-poly puddings each, bunches of sour grapes, various sized camouflage suits, and an inflatable model of Hadrian's wall. To order, please form an orderly line and wait your bloody turn...So there!
Bringing your own equipment is not allowed: it will be confiscated forthwith. I, me, am trying to make a decent living out of renting stuff without the likes of your type swanning in here with your own stuff!
There was a thread about a famous football player's family the other day. I read through it but by the time that I went to the last few pages it had been zapped. It was entertaining.