Caption Purlease ...

[sunny-dave]

... since we haven't had one for a while (and it's either this or a "what are you having for tea?" thread) ...

http://oi66.tinypic.com/1z2p2ya.jpg


"I told you that the Donald Trump Haircut disguise was not going to work"

[melv16]

Welshman finds a novel way to attract sheep.

[Lie-in King]

"All right sunshine, you're ricked..."

[Patsy33]

Hay up!!

[douglas9401]

I've found the stolen car, control. Unfortunately the occupants have baled.

[Bazile]

I cant open it -it is barred for me .

Any chance of posting it using something else ?

[sunny-dave]

Try this Baz

http://www.donegaldaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/12662601_1199490773412436_2517123553941972920_n-e1454514773572.jpg

[Patsy33]

Do you think someone grassed him up?...

[mallyh]

hay ....what hay

[SlackAlice]

"I can see out of the windscreen and side windows, what the problem officer?"

[Peter Pedant]

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Oh constable - it is a prop for my new painting The Hay Wain

[SlackAlice]

"I was looking for a needle"

[Bazile]

thanks sunny-d

[sunny-dave]

Will he get bail ...?

[Ellipsis]

Driver bailed after stack of motoring offences.

[Bazile]

Officer - who was it that phoned and ' grassed' me up ?

[DTCwordfan]

And you tell me that you are mikey, a straw pollster, living here near Swansea?.....you should know better.

[grasscarp]

Officer I ordered a hatchback, but they got me a Thatchback.

[Patsy33]

I bet you're having field day!

[Baldric]

"But Officer, I really thought it said Maximum Hay Load on that little plate"

[Tilly2]

Hay, Jude.
Don't make it bad!