Who's The Object

[Psybbo]

Of your ire Gness and crikey that was quick

[Zacs-Master]

Whoosh. Wheredhego wheredhego?

[craft1948]

Look I don't mind being called a fart............it was the old bit that hurt :-(

[Baldric]

Percy has been De-proged!

[lady-janine]

best not to approach her at the mo sibs. she might shot the messanger as well.

[gness]

Hi Psyb....I am an extremely patient driver..I hate grumpiness behind the wheel and how people....usually men I'm afraid...have the right to their bit of road and to hell with the rest of you.....but.....

Today leaving town onto a country road a white van man in a hurry did something so incredibly stupid that....if me and the girl behind him weren't on the ball...would have wiped out his van and our cars.

I'd had a close shave with a delivery van yesterday so I knew where the horn was....honestly can't remember the last time I got cross and used the horn and some signs the children in school taught me........☻

Crafty....you don't look old.....I think the green eyed monster rears up and I can see why....xx

[shoota]

Aha!

[gness]

Mmmm....Hello gorgeous...you've been quiet of late...or perhaps just around when I haven't been....x

[shoota]

Been oop north in retreat.

[gness]

Good time?...x

[lady-janine]

surely not in retreat from gness?

[shoota]

Quiet time with the bitch.
Long walks, that kind of thing.
Well, longish....

Improper use of an audible warning instrument gets you two warm cheeks!

[shoota]

LJ - I fear no femme

[gness]

Had I got out of my car, Shoota the idiot would have had two very warm testicles......mistakes and even being careless gets a blown kiss and a wink from me.....this was beyond stupidity...and whatever you say I love my Honda....x

[sunny-dave]

Dangerous place your village gness, seems to be full of complete mentalists on foot and on wheels - I want police outriders next time I'm passing on the bike.

[shoota]

You'll get warm pendules if you burn up any civics though SD.

[Psybbo]

White van man, deliveries, I blame Christmas! Glad you're ok x

[gness]

Tell me about it, Dave. I thought it was me when I moved here but I know you've had weird experiences as has my brother.
It's like entering a different world but you know I'm usually so patient with the nutcases...until today!

Think Shoota will let me borrow his gun?....☻

[gness]

Warm, Shoota?....Oh I won't stop at warm.....☻

[shoota]

Personally SD I'd be up there like shot pulling wheelies all over the show....

[gness]

And do you know.......hot toddies are a darn site better than any painkillers?

Hic....but a nice hic....☺