Captions Purlease

[sunny-dave]

http://oi66.tinypic.com/29kpftg.jpg

gness and tony go camping?

[-Talbot-]

Which one is Gness?

[Mamyalynne]

Tony has a stash of crochet hooks on ebay - first bid accepted.

[Baldric]

Undesirables move on to common land.

[DTCwordfan]

surely this is a stitch up.....?

[douglas9401]

....so I said to her "No-one pulls the wool over my eyes"

[-Talbot-]

Yoghurt Knitters Marsupial man and Wombat woman called in to investigate missing peace porridge.

[Prudie]

Undercover drug squad hope to blend in unnoticed

[Sam1960]

And before you ask .... yeah it does make your bum look big

[tamborine]

Crochety couple

[DTCwordfan]

Thinner than her now less-than-ginger hair
Creaky stair bones
Brittle like Northampton icicles
And just as cold
Croaking tweeting laugh
Bent fork in hand
Bent fingers over warped knitting needles
Fresh supermarket cookies
Stale perfume
Dried skin
Black flowers on the black table
Dinner at four (tony's just finished lunch!)
He remembers Gness
not about a real matri-mater, but one he thinks
would fit nicely as a shed keeper,
his goats and all.

[-Talbot-]

There's ^ a winning caption if ever I saw one.

Short n snappy

[gness]

My but you're a bitter old codger, DT.....don't like being pulled up do you.... that's actually a wee bit scary.....hmmmmm.... :-)

[DTCwordfan]

bitter old codger, not me, sunshine....what a misjudgement and how ships pass in the night!

Wetting myself with laughter.

[gness]

Wetting yourself? Comes with age my love....don't fret....x

[Butterbun]

All k(n)itted out now.

[anotheoldgit]

A closely knit couple.

[aelmpvw]

orange sandals? what was he thinking?

[melv16]

Brexiteers R us.

[melv16]

No wonder Ukip didn't get any votes.

[gness]

Ael really regrets criticising Doris' shirt and trouser ironing skills.............;-)