So 'Wendy' the Woodpigeon sobs to her cousin, Woody, "Just been evicted." "Who by?" asks an irate Woody. "Well, he chopped the tree down, but she's the one that made him do it." Woody stares at Bobbisox long and hard. "Right," he growls. Gets on his mobile and calls his friend Walter Pigeon. "Hi, Walt, do me a favour, bro, can you get a group of guys together. The more the merrier. Some witch has just had our Wendy evicted and you know she's preggers, don't you. How many? Hundreds, great. Yeah, mate, i'll send you the co-ordinates. We'll teach that woman a lesson."
You're for it now, Bobs :-)