Haven't Heard The First Cuckoo Of Spring Yet But Just Answered The Door To The First Jw.

[sandyRoe]

How do you politely get rid?

[mushroom25]

wave your blood donor card at them?

[ummmm]

Tell them I'm a Roman Catholic :-)

To be honest I've never had JWs knock on my door. I did have Mormons once when I was in school. Their timing was great as I had to do an essay on other religions.

[janzman]

Tell them you are Jewish, they know they'll never be able to convert you so they won't try .

[TWR]

10/10 Mushroom, that tickled me. lol lol

[steg]

Like anybody that comes to my door that I don't want to speak to, I politely tell them that I'm not interested and wish them a good day, close the door, get back to what I was doing and with in minutes ive forgot they were ever there ..

[baza]

Just the one ? I thought they stalked in pairs.

[sandyRoe]

Should have put the first JWs. They were mob handed. I saw across the street two sets of two at peoples doors.

[Elina]

You don't answer the door sandy, you ask who it is. ... & if it's something you don't want to be bothered with you say .. no thanks.

[catswhiskas]

You ask them nicely if they would remove your address from their list, and hey presto ,no more JW, works for me.

[janbee]

You need to watch more political programmes on the telly. Plenty of them there.

[janbee]

Wear a yarmulke, a blood donors badge and eating a slab of birthday cake when you answer the door.

[Baldric]

Polite ?????

[Elina]

What the checks a yarmulke Jan?

[Elina]

'hecks'

[murraymints]

i have told this tale once before..oh answered door to JH's and started a debate with them..he can talk for Scotland ! after about half an hour of his rantings they made their excuses and have never been back, despite going to neighbours !

I can send him round for a fee !

[Fusion5]

I had one knock at the door a few weeks ago, waving his Watch Tower magazine at me, I was ill with the flu so really was in a bad mood, he offered to go to the chemist for me and also did I need any shopping. I declined his kind offer and shut the door.

We get them around on a regular basis normally Nigerian women, but he was different, perhaps he was an angel. {:0[

[-Talbot-]

Turn up the volume on the stereo.

[-Talbot-]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD5_FwdiBU

[woofgang]

what steg said.

[Retrochic]

'How can you politely get rid?' No, read: whats the wittiest way you've got rid of these people and lets all have a 'middle class, intolerant, who can be the most original' laugh about it. I've never once found a polite ' Thank you for calling but I'm really not interested' that has not worked . But that would be too simple and much less sanctimonious wouldn't it?