Hamlet joke.
Rich guy in his roller is stopped at traffic lights when there is a knock on the window. He rolls down the window and there is a tramp asking, "Give us a few bob for a cup o' tea, guv".
Rich man says, "Neither a lender nor a borrower be, Shakespeare"
When stopped at the next set of lights the same tramp appears. When the window was rolled down again the tramp said, "****, DH Lawrence".