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Bangkok.

While on holiday in Bangkok I went to the doctors to get my testicles checked out. While the doctor was cupping my testicles ,she said "don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this...
13:42 Sat 10th Jul 20103 answers, last by squarebear 23:32 Sat 10th Jul 2010
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Women !

Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour. My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of her tampons with a party popper....
13:28 Sat 10th Jul 201011 answers, last by zabado 15:21 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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World Cup.

I've just watched Germany v Argentina. Wow ! "Vorsprung durch technik" Wish we could play football like that !....
17:03 Sat 03rd Jul 20103 answers, last by Steve.5 16:41 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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A new Enland team.

Would now be a good time to tell the likes of S.Gerrard, F.Lampard, R.Ferdinand.and ALL other players over a certain age (say 22 or 23 ) that they are no longer needed for the England Team. That way...
11:00 Fri 02nd Jul 20105 answers, last by zabado 11:36 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Jungle.

A chimpanzee was walking through the the jungle when he saw his old friend the hyena.He asked him how he was keeping and the hyena said he not so good ,I'm sick to death of that bloody lion every time...
10:22 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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World Cup.

Tonight live on I.T.V. 7.30 pm. England v Algeria. Except for T.V. regions in Scotland , Wales & Ireland which will be showing a special edition of " Wish you were here".
10:20 Fri 18th Jun 20109 answers, last by pjgriffo 23:46 Sun 20th Jun 2010
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Fancy dress

A brunette goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a black pair of ankle boots and a black pair of gloves. The judge asked her what she had come as . The woman lifts the palms of her hand up...
10:40 Sun 13th Jun 20103 answers, last by zabado 13:31 Sun 13th Jun 2010
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This old man is no whizz kid.

How do I put one of those little pictures at the side of my user name ?. thanks ....
15:20 Sat 05th Jun 20106 answers, last by zabado 12:24 Sun 06th Jun 2010
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Theo Walcott.

What do Theo Walcott and Mr T have in common....... There both black and aint getting on no plane....
13:47 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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Flies.

The best way to keep flies out of your kitchen is to put a bucket of sh1t in your front room....
13:02 Fri 04th Jun 20105 answers, last by heathfield 15:04 Sun 06th Jun 2010
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Dear customer.......

Dear customer. Thank you for your interest but may we point out that Screwfix Direct is not a dating agency....
14:30 Sun 23rd May 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 09:51 Wed 26th May 2010
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Italian.?

The spelling is wrong I know . But what does the Italian words Perkay & Alora mean in English ?. Thanks.
14:23 Sun 23rd May 20105 answers, last by crisgal 15:50 Sun 23rd May 2010
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Car of the year for 2010

The car of the year for 2010 as voted for by the readers of Women's Own magazine is . . . . . . A Red one....
20:10 Fri 21st May 20101 answer, last by carrust 20:19 Fri 21st May 2010
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Blue tooth head sets.

Is there a headset on the market I can buy to answer my company's mobile phone and my own mobile phone. That way I don't have to have two headsets and two chargers.
18:12 Fri 21st May 20103 answers, last by chokkie 20:58 Fri 21st May 2010
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Australia.

I'm a 56 year old truck driver and next year I want to take my wife to see a bit of Australia especially Eastern Australia (the great barrier reef ) I don't want to be stuck in the same place and...
12:34 Sat 01st May 20104 answers, last by lidlicker 16:21 Sun 02nd May 2010
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Mini cash ISA.

Do all banks / building societies pay the same amount of interest on a mini cash ISA.
11:44 Sat 17th Apr 20106 answers, last by buildersmate 21:26 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Short & to the point.

The shortest possible conversation between two homosexual cowboys............... Yup ? ...Yep.
16:57 Fri 09th Apr 20101 answer, last by carrust 18:50 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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Colours.

When did colours start to mean the way we feel ,? Green. Envy. Blue. Sad. Yellow .Cowardice Red. Rage....
14:14 Mon 05th Apr 20103 answers, last by zabado 21:04 Tue 06th Apr 2010
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Drunk.

My wife said that I only want sex when I'm drunk........ That's just not true ..I also want a kebab.!....
15:01 Tue 23rd Mar 20101 answer, last by Justincider 15:04 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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New boots.

Today I bought myself a new pair of sensible walking boots and a little rucksack . I went for a five mile walk in the lake district.I then stopped and rested on a dry stone wall for a while and had a...
14:52 Tue 23rd Mar 20102 answers, last by sophie_1003 17:48 Tue 23rd Mar 2010

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