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Lost keys

I have lost the keys to the double glazing in my livingroom. I can close the window but not fully and there is a gale blowing into the livingroom. I know that I should be able to get new keys - but...
16:29 Tue 13th Dec 20116 answers, last by wolf63 17:04 Tue 13th Dec 2011
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Who could you give this to as a gift this Christmas???

I saw an advert for these items a week or so ago - but decided that I had imagined the advert. But, no, this is the perfect Christmas gift for the person who is usually difficult to buy for....
21:03 Sun 11th Dec 201112 answers, last by boxtops 21:48 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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Bah ********* humbug

I haven't lost the Christmas spirit - I don't think that I ever had it to start with. But this is video clip/performance has been well organised and I enjoyed it a little bit which is as good as it...
10:08 Sun 11th Dec 20113 answers, last by boxtops 11:44 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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Tracy Davidson - are you out there?

I have just been flicking through my Readers Digest and one of 'us' has mentioned our website/forum/fighting arena - and she makes it sound like a nice and helpful site. Tracy Davidson - did the Ab...
17:38 Sat 10th Dec 201110 answers, last by wolf63 04:13 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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benny3008 and his dog

How did you get on with the urine sample? Was it embarrassing or did you drag him out for a walk in the dark? I hope that he is merely suffering from an infection that can be cleared up with drugs....
15:10 Fri 09th Dec 20111 answer, last by ladybirder 15:00 Sat 10th Dec 2011
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Andrew1707

To one of my favourite humans in the world - I hope that you have a happy birthday and that you enjoy your present from me and the kitties xx
12:49 Fri 09th Dec 201114 answers, last by wolf63 14:38 Sun 11th Dec 2011
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A joke ?

Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the Landlord…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.” “It’s my...
18:59 Wed 07th Dec 20113 answers, last by atrollope 19:05 Wed 07th Dec 2011
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Daily Mail visits Chatterbank ....

This is a story from the Daily Mail that shows that brains are not both required to allow a person to play football professionally. http://www.dailymail....-produce-puppies.html...
13:45 Wed 07th Dec 201120 answers, last by wolf63 15:25 Wed 07th Dec 2011
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This should keep you amused for a few seconds ...........

http://santa.busybus.co.uk/...
19:19 Tue 06th Dec 201113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:50 Wed 07th Dec 2011
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Do you have the perfect figure?

It would seem, according to the Daily Mail anyway, that this girl has the perfect figure. I have a figure like this too - under a generous amount of fat. http://www.dailymail....poses-nude-Vogue.html...
22:52 Fri 02nd Dec 201141 answers, last by Faazimm 14:59 Sun 15th Jan 2023
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Are Scotsmen tight with money?

The Salvation Army realised that it had never received a donation from the Glasgow's most successful lawyer. So a Salvation Army volunteer made an appointment to see the lawyer in his lavish office....
14:23 Thu 01st Dec 20114 answers, last by wolf63 15:44 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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Do you know where your cat goes when it is out on its travels?

I heard about this device on a TV programme and thought that I would post a link for all you fellow cat slaves. http://mr-lee-catcam.de/index.htm The catTrack http://mr-lee-catcam.de/pe_cc_o2_en.htm...
23:38 Wed 30th Nov 201110 answers, last by sara3 14:41 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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Some jokes for the Scottish AB members ...

Jokes only understood in Scotland A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken' 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?...
19:10 Mon 28th Nov 201110 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:17 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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I hope that you enjoy this clip .......

I know that I am probably the last person on the planet to see this clip but I was amazed by it and thought that I would pass it on.
11:19 Mon 28th Nov 20118 answers, last by tenrec 18:34 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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HOW TO START A FIGHT....

HOW TO START A FIGHT: The Unreasonable Mother-in-law One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I...
11:16 Sun 27th Nov 20113 answers, last by marval 17:17 Sun 27th Nov 2011
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What to you do at Christmas time??

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time? Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing...
18:50 Fri 25th Nov 20113 answers, last by Ann86 18:59 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Crazy cat ladies - do they really exist?

I am bored and cold and feeling naff and am off for a really early night. Before I go I thought that I would show you all my collection of - - wait for it - - don't get too excited ------ my...
19:17 Thu 24th Nov 201116 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:19 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Is this how you play golf?

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK: BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. STAY OUT OF THE...
01:56 Thu 24th Nov 20113 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:24 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Jokes - old Jokes!

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she...
19:02 Wed 23rd Nov 20116 answers, last by maclarencat 23:07 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Help with competition question

Can anybody answer this question for me please? It is a competition but I have no idea of the answer. Tried using Google but didn't really understand the information that I found. Where have McLaren...
06:36 Wed 23rd Nov 20115 answers, last by Baldric 11:11 Wed 23rd Nov 2011

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