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pmt

What's the difference between PMT and BSE? One attacks the cow's brain and sends it f*cking mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem
14:17 Wed 24th Oct 20072 answers, last by wizard69 14:26 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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wizard69

three women

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh,...
13:18 Wed 24th Oct 20073 answers, last by China Doll 13:49 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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cambus

The price of freedom.

I have never worked much since I left school, living mainly on benefits. I have been offered a job, but the hours are 35 per week, with a 1 hour lunch break included, is this the average, as the hours...
17:22 Tue 23rd Oct 200754 answers, last by China Doll 10:33 Thu 25th Oct 2007
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tubeway

Irish Joke

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads...
15:30 Tue 23rd Oct 20074 answers, last by Ian1 21:24 Tue 23rd Oct 2007
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rachel79

London dungeon.

Hi, Ive booked tickets to go there tomorrow. Me, my sister and three kids aged 13, 9 and 5. Anyone been there? Im a bit nervous. Not worried about my 9 and 5 year ols because they are scareproof tough...
21:50 Mon 22nd Oct 200720 answers, last by Panic Button 16:41 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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wizard69

red spot

How do you get rid of the red spot on a ****'s head? Switch off the laser-sight on your gun.
17:07 Sun 21st Oct 20071 answer, last by wizard69 17:12 Sun 21st Oct 2007
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wizard69

snowy weather

Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you...
16:24 Sun 21st Oct 200711 answers, last by wizard69 16:41 Sun 21st Oct 2007
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Hellyon

Word Association and the Longest Thread

You must write the first word that comes into your head lets see how long we can make the thread. I'll start- Rainbow
20:49 Wed 08th Aug 20071266 answers, last by KIDD72 15:42 Fri 26th Sep 2008
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wizard69

answerbank

why cant you copy and paste anything off AB? It ALL goes blue if you try.
20:48 Fri 19th Oct 200724 answers, last by wizard69 16:07 Sun 21st Oct 2007
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suzee1

chanting

Can any one give me any advise on how to meditate and chant, i love the idea of chanting it seems so peacefull and calming i would love any tips on how to get started with this. thanx suzee1 X
21:26 Fri 19th Oct 20077 answers, last by suzee1 22:46 Mon 22nd Oct 2007
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wizard69

72 virgins

why do muslims want with 72 virgins?
17:45 Fri 19th Oct 200720 answers, last by jno 10:29 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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louisia

why

why do people pooh pooh you when you tell them you work for the homeless.
14:26 Fri 19th Oct 200714 answers, last by cazzz1975 16:17 Sat 20th Oct 2007
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jane1098

would you do this?

if you were in madaline mc parents situation and you have tried everything possible to find her, would you try a psychic?. if someone told me they had strong feelings about her whereabouts and had a...
19:03 Fri 19th Oct 200721 answers, last by spaced 13:18 Thu 25th Oct 2007
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msemma

Autobiography

What are AB-ers favourite reads in terms of autobiography?
14:54 Tue 16th Oct 20079 answers, last by Ian b 23:55 Sat 10th Nov 2007
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daffy654

Disabled Menace Gets ASBO

Is an ASBO enough to stop this man being a menace? Should he have been ordered to attend rehab as well? I don't think the ASBO will stop him as alcoholics don't really think logically....
13:52 Thu 18th Oct 20078 answers, last by wizard69 20:30 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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daffy654

Is this sentence long enough?

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documen tid=6447777 Is two years each a long enough sentence for these boys? I personally think they should have gotten longer,they'll be out in about a year so...
18:03 Fri 19th Oct 200724 answers, last by aims1202 23:52 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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filthiestfis

prawn cock tail?

Im not being funny but I've always thought that penises smell of prawns after urine has been passed. Then again how many penises have I sniffed? Only mine! Anyone else agree?
16:30 Fri 19th Oct 200739 answers, last by whiffey 19:24 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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JockSporran

Evil - what is it?

What do we mean be evil? My definition would be the deliberate, intentional harming of others. It is possible to harm others without actually intending to, but that's thoughtlessness or...
11:48 Fri 19th Oct 200749 answers, last by Gromit 01:42 Sat 20th Oct 2007
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Mani Hussain

Danish Cartoons

Did anyone watch that programme on BBC2 last night about the Danish cartoons of the prophet Muhammed? I've just been thinking about where the line should be drawn in terms of censoroship, and what is...
17:44 Tue 16th Oct 200781 answers, last by WaldoMcFroog 14:47 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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Theland

Why Do You Stil Believe In God?

Given the obvious evils in this world, (wars, hunger, disease, poverty, crime, immorality, ad-infinitum), then why, if you are a believer, do you still believe in God. Is your faith not shaken? If you...
22:55 Thu 18th Oct 200711 answers, last by Sen 22:53 Fri 07th Dec 2007

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