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crabs

There once was a girl called Louise, who's pubic hair hung to her knees, the crabs got together, and knitted a sweater, so in the winter her flaps didn't freeze.
00:49 Fri 09th Dec 2011
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ladies on subs

Finally, in a great leap forward for womens rights, They are to be allowed to work on submarines... ...Which means the lads don't have to make their own Fluffing sandwiches anymore....
00:48 Fri 09th Dec 2011
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fedex delivering parcel

purchased an item on 27th Nov on the net. item was sent via fedex and was given the tracking number. i have just been and questioned the delivery with the seller who states it was delivered on 29th. i...
12:41 Sat 03rd Dec 201121 answers, last by boxtops 23:08 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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bad weather

When traveling in bad weather conditions ur advised 2 carry a shovel, flask, wellies, high visibility jacket and a blanket. I looked a right knob on the bus...
00:08 Fri 11th Nov 20114 answers, last by marval 15:10 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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DID E.T REALLY PHONE HOME

has im getting married next year, my partners middle initials (2 middle names) are Elizabeth Teresa or E.T but she is never phoning home!!! is this something to be worried about or just something...
23:43 Thu 10th Nov 20114 answers, last by wilkesneil 00:21 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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pregnancy through sterilisation

a few years ago my fiancee got sterilized due to personal things in her life. now we are getting married next year and wondered if it was possible to have a reversal on the nhs. any help would be very...
23:40 Thu 10th Nov 201118 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:53 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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car values

thinking of getting rid of my car but is there any way online of getting a rough valuation (such as glaciers guide).
22:43 Tue 08th Nov 20114 answers, last by EvianBaby 10:37 Wed 09th Nov 2011
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dr

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
08:00 Fri 04th Nov 20114 answers, last by cupid04 16:41 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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facebook privacy settings

hi all, does anyone know how to alter privacy settings so only friends can message you. having too many messages off ppl causing trouble n fake accounts.
07:57 Fri 04th Nov 20114 answers, last by austinwalker 12:41 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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catching cats

what is the best way to catch a cat, we have 2 and have moved property and are trying to get them to take them with us. soon as they see the pet carrier they just run off??...
18:02 Thu 06th Oct 201117 answers, last by wilkesneil 20:49 Thu 06th Oct 2011
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audi a3 rear lights

just purchased and fitted led rear lights on my a3 2004. all light are working fine but when i start car or put ignition on it says left brake light out. upon inspection all lights are correctly...
17:50 Thu 22nd Sep 20118 answers, last by wilkesneil 10:27 Sat 24th Sep 2011
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x10 mini pro digitiser

i needed to replace the front housing on my g/f sony ericsson x10 mini pro. i've managed to get the housing changed and the digitiser linked up but the touch screen seems to not be working. is there...
20:42 Sun 11th Sep 2011
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2004 a3 brake light

few years ago i purchased a brake light decal for my a3, roughly a year ago someone hit my car on a car park and drove off leaving me to claim off the insurance. upon collecting my car i noticed the...
15:25 Sun 11th Sep 20115 answers, last by AlBags 23:07 Tue 13th Sep 2011
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toilets

When I went to the toilets earlier, a woman screamed, "This is for women!" "So is this", I replied, unzipping my jeans......
22:28 Fri 09th Sep 20117 answers, last by wildwood 00:32 Sat 10th Sep 2011
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text off 89995????

hi, i keep getting texts off 89995 and every text is giving links to adult sites which i've never looked at in my life and have never subscribed to. I've rang o2 who advised me to send STOP to the...
22:34 Sat 03rd Sep 20113 answers, last by wilkesneil 23:59 Sat 03rd Sep 2011
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can i put a cliam in

a few years ago my ex put an injunction me based upon lies. all this was proven to be lies and i'd spent approx £4000 defending myself against it. i was wondering if anyone knows whether or not...
17:34 Wed 31st Aug 20113 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:08 Wed 31st Aug 2011
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ex wants my house

i own a property that is in solely my name and my ex is living in the house. i want to sell the house but she wants it but wants me to hand it to her (but i want her to get a mortgage and buy it off...
17:32 Wed 31st Aug 20114 answers, last by granny grump 19:55 Wed 31st Aug 2011
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selling house

where do i stand legally on selling my house (solely in my name only). my ex who is in the house wants the house and i don't basically. she won't buy the house off me or get a mortgage to get her name...
19:53 Sat 06th Aug 201111 answers, last by bednobs 13:10 Mon 08th Aug 2011
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selling a house...(not as straight forward)

where do i stand legally on selling my house (solely in my name only). my ex who is in the house wants the house and i don't basically. she won't buy the house off me or get a mortgage to get her name...
19:24 Sat 06th Aug 20118 answers, last by boxtops 19:45 Sun 07th Aug 2011
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old england top

hi all, does any1 have any idea when this england top was used, i've found it out and can't seem to find anything on the web and are now hoping a fellow AB'er maybe able to help. i've uploaded a pic...
19:14 Sun 17th Jul 20113 answers, last by wilkesneil 14:33 Sun 24th Jul 2011

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