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Station Name Quiz

Hi all, Stuck on two questions. Answers are railway stations. 1. Vito Corleone on wheels 2. Author JR takes a dip.   Thanks in advance  
20:32 Mon 18th Dec 20233 answers, last by Tubbycoates 20:41 Mon 18th Dec 2023
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Rondy

Friendly Golfers

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind...
17:46 Mon 04th Sep 20232 answers, last by Tubbycoates 23:08 Mon 04th Sep 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes... We haven't had a Gig yet. ___ "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife. She replied, "Wear your own then." ___ My boss...
11:57 Thu 31st Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 12:12 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Rondy

The Pope

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...
13:45 Wed 23rd Aug 20236 answers, last by Tubbycoates 21:56 Wed 23rd Aug 2023
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There's More

Underwent neck surgery last year. I haven't looked back since. ___ People who say, "you know what I mean" a lot, are relying far too heavily on my mind reading skills. ___ My wife tells me I can be an...
15:48 Wed 23rd Aug 20239 answers, last by William51 13:14 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Rondy

Or What?

A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months: The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors...
09:37 Tue 22nd Aug 20232 answers, last by Tubbycoates 21:52 Tue 22nd Aug 2023
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And There's More

I lost in the final of the UK Crossword Championship… Gutted isn't the word! ___ Peach is one of my least favourite flavours, but I'm very careful how I express this in case I am accused of "Hates...
14:02 Fri 18th Aug 20235 answers, last by Barsel 20:39 Fri 18th Aug 2023
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Rondy

Supermarket

I asked one of those supermarket workers filling the shelves where the tinned peaches were. She said, "I'll see." then walked off. So I then asked another lad working on the shelves and he said "I'll...
12:54 Thu 17th Aug 202311 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:00 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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There's More

I went to the doctors about my blocked ear. He said, "What ear is it?" I said, "Two thousand and twenty three." ___ I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey. Haven't had...
16:31 Thu 10th Aug 20239 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:20 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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And There's More

A computer has just matched me up with what it says is my perfect match. A steak and ale pie......... ___ I went to the supermarket helpdesk and said to the assistant, "I've just bought some...
10:57 Sat 12th Aug 20231 answer, last by Tubbycoates 22:47 Sat 12th Aug 2023
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There's More

I've just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a washing machine. It wouldn't start at first, until I realised I hadn't shut the door properly! Then I...
14:35 Sat 12th Aug 20234 answers, last by zebo 13:04 Sun 13th Aug 2023
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Chinese Takeaway

I popped into the Chinese takeaway last night, the old boy on his own took my order and went into the kitchen to get it started, he then came back and said, what you do for a rivin? Rivin? I asked....
12:16 Wed 02nd Aug 20233 answers, last by Tubbycoates 19:32 Wed 02nd Aug 2023
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There's More

I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?” She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.” “Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here." ___ I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the...
13:00 Mon 31st Jul 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:52 Tue 01st Aug 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line....
09:53 Sat 01st Apr 202311 answers, last by dustypuss 11:50 Sun 02nd Apr 2023
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Jigsaw Location - Hope This Is In The Correct Section

Hi all, My girlfriend is currently doing a jigsaw entitled 'Driving the Dales'. The picture shows a pub called the Bay Horse on the left, 3 classic cars parked outside whilst people have a beer, what...
22:22 Mon 30th Jan 20233 answers, last by Tubbycoates 22:37 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Twitter - You Might Like

Hi All, I'm on twitter and I'm suddenly being bombarded with tweets beginning 'You might like'. Not only don't I want these, but some of them are pornographic. I've looked on the help pages but can't...
17:30 Sat 14th Jan 20232 answers, last by Tubbycoates 17:49 Sat 14th Jan 2023
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Fao Buenchico

I recently asked for advice about my PC freezing after windows update. I followed your detailed advice using the "command prompt" system. Computer took some time to go through all files and eventually...
11:46 Tue 18th Oct 20225 answers, last by Tubbycoates 08:53 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Access To Ebay Account

Hi all, I hope this is in the correct category. I have an account with ebay. I have 100% positive feedback, both buying and selling, with over 700 transactions. A fortnight ago, I had to enter a...
10:55 Tue 11th Oct 202224 answers, last by barry1010 16:29 Tue 11th Oct 2022
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The Prince

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a...
16:19 Sun 21st Aug 20224 answers, last by maggiebee 11:32 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chick peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only humus one...
06:44 Sat 13th Aug 202210 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:58 Sat 13th Aug 2022

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