A bloke says to his wife "my bum is really burning and I've no idea what it is".
"ring sting" his wife says.
The bloke replies "how the feck will he know?"...
... is having 'technical problems' - and slapping the recalcitrant laptop with a wet cod doesn't seem to have fixed it. She is "working on Mr Overall to achieve a result" (ahem) and will be...
The genre for this month is "20th Century Classics" - interpret this as loosely as you wish :+) Please add your suggestions for specific books to this thread - give a bit of detail about...
OK - it's all yours - fire away :+) WARNING This thread is an open discussion of the book - it will inevitably contain lots of spoilers and plot discussion - please don't read the thread if you don't...
OK - it's all yours - fire away :+) WARNING This thread is an open discussion of the book - it will inevitably contain lots of spoilers and plot discussion - please don't read the thread if you don't...
One of my favourites has just come back into stock at Avery's. Nominally only a Vin de Pays d'Oc, but actually a really excellent Chateauneuf-du-Pape lookalike - a terrific, fruity red and absolutely...
... just a thought after Tilly's thread. I'm a 6ft 3in bloke - built like a brick .. err.. outhouse. My guess is that Tilly isn't. Does a GP adjust the antibiotic dose to take account of body mass -...
The Olympic Motto is Citius, Altius, Fortius (faster/higher/stronger) ... which implies that you should be able to accurately measure and/or objectively decide who has won. So athletics, swimming,...
After a thoroughly entertaining day out at Newmarket last week (many thanks to Maidup for alerting me to the 'July Course' - very good indeed) I was pondering another excursion. I don't have any fixed...
I'm not desperately interested in the Olympics (I shall probably watch a few of the 'blue riband' athletics events and some cycling) but I am getting very, very bored by the unceasing tide of knocking...