a young iranian lad had a trial for west ham aftert scoring a hat trick the manager offered the young lad a contract 'can i ring my mother'he exitedly asked the manager he threw the lad his mobile...
so the iraqi prime minister has asked for international help in beating insurgents in iraq.what the hell does he think british and american troops have been serving and dying there been trying to...
a bloke walked into a cake shop and asked for a lemon meringue only to be told they didnt have any.he then asked for a vanilla slice only to be told the same he then asked for a cream cake but again...
i live with my partner and our 2 daughters [both teenagers]and its always me whoi does the dishes lol any advice on how to get them to get their hands in the dishwater?
how can the government justify a below inflation wage rise for the nurses when we all know when their 'pay' rise is due it will be about 10% [again] it makes me sick.how about you?
i am unfortunate enough to be staying in on saturday night and what a load of S**t on bbc1 what is this 'when will i be famous' all about?there was some clowns playing bagpipes and some idiots...
so tony blair is to announce the withdrawal of thousands of british troops from iraq the americans must be s***ing themselves that their biggest allie is withdrawing so soon they wont be able to...
a gorrilla walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager 'thatll be 5 pounds' the barman says the gorilla sat down and drank his pint the barman kept staring at the gorilla when he went up to get anothe...
