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All thanks to the DUP......
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Old lady says to her husband, "My nipples are as hot today a they were 50 years ago!" Husband replies, "Oughtta be! One's in your coffee the other is in your porridge"....
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God: Got killed again huh? Cat: You know me, curiosity lol god: haha, yep, that'll getcha! cat: Yep. Anyways.. nice seeing you again, but i need to get back to my family now God: Cat.. i'm sorry to...
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The oldies are always saying this younger generation are lazy, and do nothing. But they forget in their say there was cocaine in the soda!...
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Me: Mum, look at this picture i took the other day.. Mum: OOhh, Hang on.. *Finds glasses (10 min), puts on cardigan (4 min), gets comfortable on the sofa(2 min) Me: *Hands her the phone* Mum: *hits...
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A little boy was sitting on a curb, eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said "All that candy is not good for you, it will spoil your dinner!"....
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Son: Dad, i want a iphone X Dad: What's the secret word, Son? Son: Karen Dad: Who is Karen? Son: Your lover, Dad Dad: Do you want it with a case too?...
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Good company, or are they trying to get popular with today's social environment?...
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Since 2013, more than 17,000 people have died while waiting to hear whether their claim for disability benefit had been successful...
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If you are born in the USA, you've more chance of dying from an opioid overdose than from a car accident. https://www.hhs.gov/opioids/about-the-epidemic/index.html...
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The new Samsung fridge is so smart, it sends a message to your phone if you've left the door open. Me, an intellectual: If it's so smart, why doesn't it just shut its own door ?...
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No only did he start the bleach buzz cut trend, but he also received the most sold albums in 2018. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JByDbPn6A1o&index=6&list=RDsbRPGGJQao4 Now.. Do we think this is due...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-42652947 In my opinion, no not at all. This article highlights some good discussion points...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nswe73umPQk&list=RDWQntAabtNuE&;index=23...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46811618?ocid=socialflow_twitter What is there for these waves to travel through?...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxn-fz9mjo4&list=PL8ln0TzTfa84_jWz1SoD1CLV69sJD8gtq...
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Unless you're SK. ;) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46765681 When i signed up to get my TV license, i did it through the governments website. It has clear instruction of how they will contact me, when...
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Is this tommy no.2???...
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Can you put a sleeper ring in your ear lobe straight away appose to a barbell stud or a labret?...
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I try to eat meat and two veg for dinner.. usually ends up as broccoli and roast potatoes being the two veg.. i feel it's not as healthy as it could be. Anyone got any ideas to spice up my life a...

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