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I saw

Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..
00:29 Fri 16th Nov 20128 answers, last by McMouse 11:08 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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I thought

that someone telling me that "Jesus loves you" was a really nice thing to hear until I remembered that I was in a Mexican prison.....
13:32 Sat 03rd Nov 20125 answers, last by tonyav 23:37 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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An ode to Mrs Sidkid

not really a joke but thought I'd share.. I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my adult life...
15:07 Tue 30th Oct 20126 answers, last by sidkid 17:26 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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So I asked

my boss, "what do you want me to do with this 50 metre roll of bubblewrap"? "just pop it over there in the corner" he replied........... Took me two days!...
20:11 Mon 29th Oct 20125 answers, last by Brinjal 06:14 Tue 30th Oct 2012
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National lottery website

Anyone know why the National Lottery website is hosted in Germany? ...Just curious...(www.national-lottery.co.uk)
14:43 Tue 23rd Oct 20122 answers, last by ChuckFickens 14:53 Tue 23rd Oct 2012
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I ordered

a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, "What the hell are you doing with your life"?
11:51 Thu 18th Oct 20123 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:00 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Olympics

The Australians didn't do very well in the athletics, but of course if they could run quickly they wouldn't have been Australian in the first place........
23:46 Sat 08th Sep 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:32 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Shampoo

Once again got shampoo in my eyes whilst showering and it hurt like hell. Do the manufacturers put this stinging agent in the shampoo to make us keep it out of our eyes as the shampoo is bad for them....
14:02 Sun 02nd Sep 201210 answers, last by wolf63 14:55 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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At a news conference yesterday

George Thompson, a scientist from Oxford University, announced his latest invention. George has designed a bra which prevents women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples...
18:23 Mon 20th Aug 20121 answer, last by pdq1 19:38 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Stevie Wonder

has recently filed for divorce. Question is, was he seeing somebody else.....?
22:50 Tue 14th Aug 20124 answers, last by dfgewdfgwe 03:01 Wed 15th Aug 2012
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Two medical students

were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has...
12:22 Tue 07th Aug 20121 answer, last by bernie6969 12:24 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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The generous husband

Several men are in the locker room at the golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
11:38 Fri 03rd Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:20 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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It's true.......honest

I'll bet you never knew this !!! In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following ceremony. They stood naked in a large circle,...
14:49 Thu 02nd Aug 201211 answers, last by tonyav 16:16 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Olympic apology

The Head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events.......
21:58 Tue 31st Jul 20127 answers, last by mightyWBA 20:31 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Euromillions Lucky Dips

I certainly didn't know this - won't be using the lucky dip option any more! Taken from the actual Euromillions web-site: "The easiest way to make sure that you are playing random lottery numbers...
14:00 Tue 31st Jul 201216 answers, last by Robinia 19:03 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Albert Einstein

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another...
10:50 Sun 29th Jul 20127 answers, last by marval 17:43 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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A chemist

walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any...
00:03 Sun 29th Jul 20126 answers, last by marval 17:39 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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A 54 year old woman

had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43...
10:51 Thu 26th Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 08:52 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Who is this Villa player

Does anyone know who the player on the right is? John Pratt was at Tottenham between 1965 and 1979 if that helps.... [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/izcbko.jpg[/IMG] or http://i46.tinypic.com/izcbko.jpg...
13:05 Wed 25th Jul 201222 answers, last by mark01 20:46 Sat 04th Aug 2012

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