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I have heard of people signing their property over to their sons/daughters to prevent the property being subsequently sold to cover care home costs. Does anyone know if this actually works. I...
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has just announced his Sunderland team for their game on Sunday at Chelsea. He will be playing a goal-keeper and ten right-wingers......
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Not sure where to post this so apologies if this is not the most appropriate section. Just received a leather jacket via mail order. There are a couple of creases where it has been packed as it is...
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has got so fat recently that he's having his trousers made to measure..........Goodbye Normal Jeans
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On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at...
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What happens to all the tons of grit that are spread on the roads year after year. I'm guessing that most of it is washed into the drains but then surely the sewers would become clogged over time?...
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made me laugh.... http://www.wimp.com/dramaticlipsync/...
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crashed the car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating at the same time. The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what the f*** he wanted in...
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Tesco horse meat scare, the Irish Co-op now think they've found traces of Zebra in the bar codes
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ever google photos of the actor Gary Oldman, don't whatever you do, forget the 'R'. Most horrendous two minutes of my life......
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a packet of Tesco's beefburgers...........and they're off.....
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two blind men arguing and squaring up for a fight. You should have seen them both leg it when I shouted out "my money's on the one with the knife"...
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Christmas shopping a full twelve months early. Waste of time. The queues were just as bad as ever....
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in the small town of Woopwoop, Western Australia, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for...
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driving down the motorway with my new blonde girlfriend when she said "I think those lads in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you say that"?, I replied. "Well they've just written STIT RUOY...
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"I love you loads, honeypie." Mrs Sidkid said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf....
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the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure,...
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Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..
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that someone telling me that "Jesus loves you" was a really nice thing to hear until I remembered that I was in a Mexican prison.....
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not really a joke but thought I'd share.. I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my adult life...

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