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As it seems to be Dislike France Day

Q. Why have the French planted so many trees in and around Paris? A. Because the Germans prefer to march in the shade
11:56 Sat 13th Oct 2007
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Strange Insect

Found a bizarre thin black shiny insect in my kitchen. When approached with a glass jar to try and catch it, it raised it's rear end into the air. Anybody any idea what it was?
02:23 Fri 07th Sep 20072 answers, last by sidkid 12:16 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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Inflatable....

Inflatable boy being disciplined by his inflatable headmaster for smuggling pins into his inflatable...
11:37 Sun 26th Aug 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 11:03 Mon 27th Aug 2007
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Redundancy

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified...
12:06 Sat 18th Aug 20073 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 22:35 Sun 19th Aug 2007
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Donkey Face

Man walks up to the barman. Oi donkeyface give me a pint. Ten minutes later same again, Oi donkeyface give me a pint. This goes on for a couple of hours until the man finally drinks up and leaves....
01:56 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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The Drunk and the Ballerina

A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender,...
15:14 Tue 14th Aug 20072 answers, last by ~Wingnut~ 05:17 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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Three little words

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly...
14:58 Tue 14th Aug 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 20:40 Tue 14th Aug 2007
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Goldfish

Man goes into a pet shop to buy a goldfish. Would you like an aquarium? asks the manager. Don't really care what star sign it is replies the man.........
14:41 Tue 14th Aug 20072 answers, last by Mortartube 14:25 Fri 17th Aug 2007
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Violin

I've recently started learning to play the violin. My next door neighbour likes the sound of it so much that last night he came round and smashed all my windows in, presumably so he can hear it more...
12:52 Tue 07th Aug 20071 answer, last by Leight0n 14:14 Thu 09th Aug 2007
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bmw

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks...
17:04 Wed 01st Aug 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 00:03 Thu 02nd Aug 2007
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With regard to off-peak electricity,

How does my electricity meter know when the clocks go backwards or forwards and what time does off-peak start and finish?
01:51 Thu 28th Jun 20072 answers, last by Ethel 10:14 Thu 28th Jun 2007
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Happy Birthday

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky just turned 32. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up...
19:02 Tue 26th Jun 20073 answers, last by carrust 23:33 Thu 28th Jun 2007
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New Zoo

Took my granddaughter to a zoo that's recently opened nearby. There were no animals there apart from just a dog. It was a shi tzu
02:37 Tue 26th Jun 20074 answers, last by rugeleyboy 15:40 Fri 29th Jun 2007
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Static Ip address

How can I get one of these. My ISP -orange- won't supply. I dont really want to switch isp just for this....
16:16 Sat 03rd Feb 20074 answers, last by rangola 06:28 Fri 14th Mar 2014
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Crossword clue

Overworked postman?
17:43 Mon 27th Nov 20061 answer, last by Tenter 17:58 Mon 27th Nov 2006
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garmin satnav ad

Who is the actor ? -he looks familiar
11:55 Sat 18th Nov 20062 answers, last by sidkid 13:08 Thu 23rd Nov 2006

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