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An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified...
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Man walks up to the barman. Oi donkeyface give me a pint. Ten minutes later same again, Oi donkeyface give me a pint. This goes on for a couple of hours until the man finally drinks up and leaves....
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A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender,...
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly...
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Man goes into a pet shop to buy a goldfish. Would you like an aquarium? asks the manager. Don't really care what star sign it is replies the man.........
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I've recently started learning to play the violin. My next door neighbour likes the sound of it so much that last night he came round and smashed all my windows in, presumably so he can hear it more...
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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks...
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How does my electricity meter know when the clocks go backwards or forwards and what time does off-peak start and finish?
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This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky just turned 32. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up...
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Took my granddaughter to a zoo that's recently opened nearby. There were no animals there apart from just a dog. It was a shi tzu
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How can I get one of these. My ISP -orange- won't supply. I dont really want to switch isp just for this....
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Overworked postman?
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Who is the actor ? -he looks familiar

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