I am looking for an insurance company that will provide health insurance for a period of six months away and will cover over 65's. Most of them only cover travel and then only for short periods. I...
I keep my vodka in the freezer and this evening going to make a drink for my friend she says that the vodka is no good as it was frozen and came out like a slushy. What do you reckon? it's Smirnoff....
For all those men who say 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' Here's an update for you, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why, because women realise it is not worth buying...
A prisoner serving 12 years in prison managed to escape. He finally arrived at his home, exhausted & tired. His wife said to him, "It said on the news you escaped at one o'clock. It is now 10pm!!...
Husband was sunbathing in the nude when he got sunburn on his Willy. He went to the doctors who recommended bathing it in cold milk His wife came home from work just as he was sitting there with his...
Man requests a tattoo of the man from the Jam on his leg. When he gets home, he sneaks a peek of his tattoo which has been bandaged up. He is shocked to see a golliwog! I haven't stopped laughing!...
How come when someone posts a link to an item on Amazon, the link will either say Amazon User Recommendation or show the address string? For example: Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation...
I have an item which came with my cooker. It is metal and has a hook. I use it for taking out hot dishes from the top oven shelf. I hook it on the baking tray to pull out and then I can get a good...
My wife sent me a text that said "Your great!" So naturally I wrote back "You're great!" She's been walking around all happy and smiling So should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or not??...
Next stop, she'll be living back in the UK!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6921827/Shamima-Begum-legal-aid-despite-stripped-UK-citizenship.html...
When I reply using comment on fb, I have no emoticons to add to my comments. I have to use an independent web site copy and paste then go back an add to my comments. I just get blank squares.