Police knock on door of Paddy's house. "Evening, we just doing covid spot checks" says the policeman. "How many people you have in there??" He asks. "6" says Paddy. " Can we come in and check?" "No"...
Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "I dunno. Give it here" He tries it and says to Paddy, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know? Mick replies "That's my handwriting!"...
Did anybody see this programme which was shown one night this week. I've only just watched it on catchup. Very distressing. The girls who make these false claims should be prosecuted and definitely...
Toots Hibbert of the Maytals has passed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54129388 Well known for many reggae hits including 54-46, That's my number....
Sometimes when I see pictures of him or he's on the news, I just cannot help thinking how he resembles an older Frank Spencer!!
Can you see the resemblance???...
A helpful tip for when in public.
People must not cough near you.
They must cough far away.
So if you hear someone coughing near you, you must tell them to.........
Far cough!...
A face to face appointment with their GP? I am having trouble booking a face to face appointment as it is for my husband and I don't think it's feasible to discuss over zoom. The receptionist won't...
You can get tested on Monday Be exposed to covid on Tuesday Get a negative result on Wednesday Go out and meet your friends on Thursday Be mildly symptomatic on Friday 'But I tested negative' you wail...
Doing online shopping, I see that some of the items I've selected are on special offer until Sunday, but my shopping slot is 2 weeks away and the items will be normal price. So even if I pay reduced...
It now turns out many of the players have contracted covid 19.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/53148053
The U.S. open is looming and going ahead....