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Not really a joke...

but I couldn't think where else to ask it. I've often heard (or read) of the commentary on a cricket match which says "The bowler is Holding, the batsman's Willie" (or vice versa). Is this...
15:43 Sun 04th Apr 20107 answers, last by MalcolmY 15:52 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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Ham anyone?

A Jewish Rabbi went to a multi-faith conference and became really friendly with an Irish Roman-catholic preist. On their last evening they were having a char rogether over a parting drink when the...
17:37 Sun 21st Mar 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 17:45 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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Another limerick...

A poet who came from Iran Wrote poems that never would scan When asked why this was He said 'It's because I always like to make sure I've got as many words into the last line as I possibly can...
20:41 Sun 28th Feb 20101 answer, last by Zacsmaster 20:49 Sun 28th Feb 2010
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Guillotine

During the French revolution an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were arrested and sentenced to death by guillotine. They were all led out to be executed and the man in charge of the guillotine...
21:42 Thu 11th Feb 20103 answers, last by scakebread 21:50 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Teddy bears

A teddy bear applied for a job as a navvy. He got the job and the supervisor gave him a shovel and a pickaxe and showed him where to dig the trench. All went well until the teddy bear returned to work...
21:44 Sat 16th May 20094 answers, last by poodicat 14:58 Sun 17th May 2009
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Dustman

A dustman was doing his rounds and arrived outside the Chinese restaurant. He couldn't see the bin but at that moment the owner came out. "Hey, mate, where's yer bin? "I'se bin Kong Kong"...
01:18 Thu 14th Aug 20081 answer, last by BillySugger 15:46 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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Why are young ant-eaters harmless?

Because a little aardvark never hurt anyone.
15:59 Thu 10th Jul 2008

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