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You're never alone with a strand. Take a tip, take a Bristol, today's cigarette is a Bristol. The real cool flavour you'll never forget A Britsol is today's cigarette. This tune is constantly running...
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Chez Nous was what my sister called her first house Dunroamin Costa Lotta...
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http://www.chezmaya.com/applet/valentin.htm...
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While sitting at your computer, raise your right foot off the floor and begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. At the same time use your right hand to draw an invisible number six in the air and...
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After I had mailed some parcels and paid for them with a card payment I asked the postmaster if he could change a fiver for me. He said they were not allowed to. I queried this and he said again that...
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I wish she would speak properly. She misses the "g" from word endings like comin', doin', sayin', etc and also says 'wiv 'instead of with. She also says 'We done it' instead of we did it and...
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Just told Billy Connolly "you are an extremely bright man" and cringeworthy flattery ....It is almost like incest.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttF5HVYtlQ...
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Billy Connolly is being interviewed by Dr Pamela Connolly! Are they both getting a fee? Talk about keeping it in the family!
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why are manhole covers alway round? (Yes I know that some are not but for the purpose of this question they are).
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Three students spend £30 (£10 each) on pizza. When the pizza boy returns to the restaurant, his boss points out they should only have paid £25 between them. He takes £5 back,...
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to say which country they are posting from.
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Anyone remember "Singing high, high, high, singing, low, low low"? Or even the ones before that?
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Three people go into a restaurant and they decide to share the cost which comes to £10. Somehow during the transaction there is an unaccounted for £1. It is one of those conundrums that I...
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This is boring today!
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Anyone else "not get" Shakespeare? I can't be doing with it. For A levels it is necessary to buy paperbacks explaining the meaning etc. Load of piffle. And what is more there is not record...
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Like me?
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and to be bombed by dozy half drugged flies that only appear when I am half way through a page.
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Can they all be Boffins?
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Bridge over troubled water

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