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A sad day tomorrow...

...nine years on. RIP
19:56 Fri 10th Sep 201051 answers, last by ummmm 09:13 Sat 11th Sep 2010
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My mate has been

arrested for having sex with a horse he met on Facebook. Apparently, he'd been grooming it for months
21:21 Thu 09th Sep 20105 answers, last by piggynose 07:23 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Cat gets revenge

http://www.asylum.co....mping-woman-into-bin/...
14:22 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Have you read the story that

thieves are targetting garden washing lines and stealing expensive lingerie; and that a burglars first target in the home is the underwear drawer? After England's exit from the World Cup, I carefully...
13:30 Fri 27th Aug 20102 answers, last by PokerMan 13:35 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Fire service cuts affect rescues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYHiC2RDfw...
18:07 Wed 25th Aug 20102 answers, last by micmak 18:58 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Fire rescue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYHiC2RDfw...
17:53 Wed 25th Aug 20102 answers, last by wolf63 19:33 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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One of David Cameron's pledges before

coming to power was that he would "flush the Taliban out of Pakistan". He doesn't fu@k about, does he?
14:04 Wed 25th Aug 20102 answers, last by tamborine 19:24 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Ed, could you please tell me how i get an avatar. i have been a member for 2 weeks+ and have posted sufficient legitimate posts (i think). there doesn't seem to be a link or a 'button' to press...
16:13 Mon 23rd Aug 20103 answers, last by AB Editor 16:20 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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Yet another camping question

with the bad weather and the poor forecast, why are so many people posting camping questions?
12:30 Mon 23rd Aug 201013 answers, last by what..the? 12:44 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely...
00:38 Fri 20th Aug 20103 answers, last by magicmerlin 10:41 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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Before my next joke / comment

I'll give you a heads up..... Google 'Boyles Law' and see if you can beat me to it?
00:28 Fri 20th Aug 201019 answers, last by jno 01:00 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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sophie_1003

sorry if you read my reply - it was wrong - those jokes were by Brian Malow (science comedian) - see kawakiri's post above yours - unfortunately i havent worked out how to link the video but if you...
23:30 Wed 18th Aug 20103 answers, last by sophie_1003 19:20 Thu 19th Aug 2010
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One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out…

I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn...
21:21 Tue 17th Aug 20106 answers, last by jno 09:23 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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My girlfriend has just found out that she's

adopted. She's devastated and keeps asking 'why didn't they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. Upon reflection,...
21:12 Tue 17th Aug 201013 answers, last by lotsafun 11:36 Thu 19th Aug 2010
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

Discuss
19:35 Tue 17th Aug 20102 answers, last by PokerMan 19:49 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying...
19:28 Tue 17th Aug 20101 answer, last by dundurn 21:32 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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answerprancer

could you explain the tumbleweed comment?
19:11 Tue 17th Aug 201022 answers, last by Answerprancer 19:58 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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An infectious disease walks into a bar

and the barman says 'we don't serve infectious diseases in this bar.' The infectious disease says, 'well, you're a not a very good host.' A room-temperature super conductor walks into a bar and the...
18:46 Tue 17th Aug 201041 answers, last by kawakiri 17:33 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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I've just been bitten

on the bum by a German Shepherd. But he apologised and he even let me stroke his dog
12:17 Tue 17th Aug 20102 answers, last by PokerMan 18:09 Tue 17th Aug 2010

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