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Which One To Marry?

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet...
23:29 Tue 12th Jul 201612 answers, last by Capeman 09:04 Fri 15th Jul 2016
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Ibuprofen Warning.

My son sent me a link from Daily Telegraph tonight, warning people that Ibuprofen can cause heart failure. ( Sorry can't do the link) I won't be taking them again. Probably just stick to Paracetamol,...
23:36 Mon 11th Jul 201620 answers, last by Eve 17:26 Tue 12th Jul 2016
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Little Worker.

I had an unemployed dwarf do a few jobs for me. He asked if he could be payed under the table...
13:16 Mon 11th Jul 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 00:05 Tue 12th Jul 2016
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Scooter.

My son wanted a scooter. I said they were too dangerous. So he just moped round the kitchen...
18:25 Sun 10th Jul 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:00 Sun 10th Jul 2016
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Well, I've Heard It All Now!

My friend said her husband takes Viagra for his sunburn. She said it doesn't treat the sunburn but keeps the sheets off his legs at night....
15:49 Sat 09th Jul 201614 answers, last by tonyav 23:56 Sat 09th Jul 2016
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Where Is She?...

I had a text from my wife earlier saying she was in casualty. Well, I watched the whole 50 minutes and I haven't seen her once. I'm still waiting and I'm starving!....
20:22 Thu 07th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 23:31 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Shopping.

I went to the shopping centre today. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall...
14:40 Thu 07th Jul 201615 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:47 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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A Jumper...

I know of someone who jumped off a bridge in Paris. He was in Seine....
12:56 Wed 06th Jul 20163 answers, last by marval 15:18 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Bankers On A Ship.

What's the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe? A tragedy is a ship full of bankers going down in a storm; a catastrophe is when they can all swim......
11:15 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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Search For Best Answers.

Hi Ed, because I've only just corrected my old email, I have lost email responses of any best answers. Not sure if I do have any- but would like to see. Is there a way of getting them up?(not very...
19:14 Mon 04th Jul 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 21:45 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Question Title Here

Hi Ed, I need to change my email address on my private details. Unfortunately, I've forgotten my password word! Any suggestions?...
15:39 Mon 04th Jul 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 16:48 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Question Title Here

I suffer from acid reflux from time to time and for the most part is controlled with omeprazole. The last couple of days, when I breathe in my breast bone and back feels sore. It's probably inflamed...
13:50 Mon 04th Jul 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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Flying.

What do you call a flying primate? A hot air baboon..........
17:14 Sun 03rd Jul 20168 answers, last by Svejk 05:54 Wed 06th Jul 2016
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Cryptic

1.Reveal I ruined her (7) 2.Damaged listener has boy to make sense (6) 3.Left bend she finds abroad (8) 4.Word play has young adolescent excited, out of this world! (7) 5.File a grand quietly somehow,...
23:57 Sat 02nd Jul 201610 answers, last by scorpiojo 00:14 Sun 03rd Jul 2016
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Football Practice.

Two flies playing football in a saucer. One says to the other,"Make an effort, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".......
21:43 Sat 02nd Jul 20161 answer, last by marval 21:47 Sat 02nd Jul 2016
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Funeral Service.

I've just got back from a friend's funeral. He died after being hit in the head by a tennis ball. It really was a wonderful service...
23:14 Fri 01st Jul 201611 answers, last by Svejk 01:56 Sat 02nd Jul 2016
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Nightmare.

I used to have a recurring nightmare about a fruit machine. My wife would always nudge and hold me which just made it worse...
22:22 Fri 01st Jul 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 23:02 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Wales- Belgium

Woo hoo!! Wales scored another! 3-1:-)
21:44 Fri 01st Jul 20161 answer, last by ummmm 22:24 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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A Sad Joke?

A Chinese man faked his own death. His family were suspicious. They didn't bereave him.....
13:31 Thu 30th Jun 20165 answers, last by waterboatman 04:41 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Slim Chance.

I wanted to lose weight. So I went to the paint store where I could get thinner...
23:31 Wed 29th Jun 20162 answers, last by marval 18:01 Thu 30th Jun 2016

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