Been feeling a little weak and shaky last couple of days. I took my blood pressure this afternoon and it was 95/55. I think that's a bit too low? Can anyone advise?...
My husband thought he was being funny when he suggested I wash my knickers in Slim Fast. He said it might reduce the size of my fat ***! So, next morning as he was looking for a pair of his pants...
1.Ivy's cut back to show her figure.(4) 2.Leave a horse the French might use under water.(7) 3.Young lady is; Point 1, very silent, I see a flower.(11) 4.A month to exist possibly? (5) 5.He would like...
House party- there's always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, legless, can't stand! Asked where he lived then dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car,...
I suspected for sometime that my female boss was a bloke, so today as she bent over I put my hand up her skirt to check.
Just like I thought....I got the sack!:)...
I was playing my guitar tonight and singing. My husband suggested my G string was a little tight. I reminded him I was wearing my big comfy knickers...
Mr Smith said his neighbour accused him of stealing her panties off the washing line. I asked him how he felt about such an accusation. He said he nearly shat her pants!.....
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we still have no idea where the hell she is....
I asked my boss, "What shall I do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?" He replied. "Pop in in the corner" "It took me four bluddy hours to do it!........
Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr. Watson and announced, "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door" "Good grief Holmes!" said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?" "It's a lemon entry, my...
