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Peugeot 207 Power Steering

Hi. I know I'm being a bit stupid here but where is the power steering fluid reservoir on a Peugeot 207 S (59 Plate) ? Can't locate it. Looked at a YouTube clip and it showed it on the LH side located...
12:14 Mon 16th Jan 201711 answers, last by Stavrosde 09:24 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Hi-Tech Condom

Scientists have developed a new condom. It has a coating of anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. Or you can wear it inside out..........and you don't have to wake anybody up !! (Frankie...
12:13 Thu 22nd Dec 20162 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:26 Thu 22nd Dec 2016
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Sex Education

Teacher is doing a first sex education class. She draws a picture of a peni$ on the board and asks the class "Does anyone know what this is ?" Little Johnny puts his hand up and says "Please Miss - I...
14:24 Wed 21st Dec 2016
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News

News Local girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday. Middle name "Ronny"...
11:37 Mon 05th Dec 2016
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The Pope

A man was sitting next to the Pope on an aeroplane. The pope was concentrating intently on a crossword puzzle, and one of the clues was clearly taxing his mind so much that after a few minutes he...
20:22 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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Fancy Dress

My friend and I planned to go to a fancy dress party as a pair of breasts. . He didn't turn up. I looked a right t*t...
20:07 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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World Championship

I just got home from the World Blindfold Ma$turbation Championship . No idea where I came ..........
18:54 Fri 02nd Sep 201619 answers, last by Prudie 23:16 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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Employment Dispute

Hi. not sure if I am posting this in the right section but any help/advice would be greatly appreciated, these are the key facts:- My employers (who are a large plc) make you undergo a PDR (personal...
18:46 Fri 02nd Sep 201628 answers, last by cassa333 10:07 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Aussie Jokes

Bruce is driving across Sydney Harbour bridge when he spots his girlfriend hanging over the edge. He pulls up and says "G'Day Sheila - what the hell you doing"? In a tearful voice Sheila blubs "You...
15:24 Thu 25th Aug 201615 answers, last by Jordyboy9 18:53 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Anyone Familiar With Peugeot Engines ?

Just bought the wife a Peugeot 207 59 plate. Was checking the oil level and the dipstick has an orange plastic cone right at the bottom and no other marks on dipstick. Dealer said oil level has to be...
13:29 Sat 23rd Jul 20169 answers, last by TWR 17:51 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Southgate Bookies Favourite

Gareth Southgate is the bookies favourite to replace Woy-Boy as England manager. Is this some kind of joke ?? In that case, I nominate Barry Chuckle......or maybe both Chuckle Brothers as a managerial...
09:13 Tue 28th Jun 20163 answers, last by dannyk13 13:01 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Roy Hodgson

In view of the diabolical England performance last night, I don't think it's sufficient for Woy-Boy to resign....................... Us England fans will only gain any satisfaction if he commits...
08:15 Tue 28th Jun 20168 answers, last by magpie 19:30 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Fishing Trip

A girl went on a fishing trip with 6 guys. She came back with a red snapper...
08:01 Tue 28th Jun 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 02:32 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Joe Superhero

One night there is a serious fire at a block of flats in Manchester. A woman and her baby are trapped on a 4th floor balcony. First on the scene is all-action hero Joe Hart. The woman is screaming as...
07:50 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Joe Hart

Joe Hart was so depressed about letting in Iceland's second goal he decided to end it all by throwing himself in front of a number 57 bus. Fortunately - the bus passed under him !!! LOL - tragedy...
22:08 Mon 27th Jun 20166 answers, last by paddyk 07:39 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Jean-Claude Juncker

Apparently, Angela Merkel taking quite a conciliatory stance whilst JC Junckers is furious - is it because the EU are going to lose their main cash cow. On a lighter note, I think the old Dad's Army...
11:20 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by paddyk 14:40 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Card Games

My wife made me join a bridge club...... I jump off next week...
10:34 Wed 22nd Jun 201616 answers, last by cupid04 12:20 Sat 25th Jun 2016

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