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EcclesCake
This statement is used quite often on AB. I really hate seeing it and in my opinion it is a childish, petulant and frustrated response when the poster is feeling defeated in their argument. Thankfully...
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starone
A drunken totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane , Australia . The driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the...
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triggerhippy
What The Funicular? do they not know what they look like? What is the apeal?, I like a lady with a tan but I just got introduced to someone who looks orange............just daft............I will never understand...
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gness
Is there a Saint for finding a prospective partner for a lovely daughter who is married to her career and far too fussy........by any chance? :-(
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moonraker558
Who has something nice to look forward to next year?...
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Psybbo
And Mrs Owd, much love
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Psybbo
Just looking at all the flood warnings, I hope you're all ok
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Jemisa
I LOVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! They remind me of some of my workmates. They hang together, Half the b@st@rds don't work, & the ones that do aren't all that bright!...
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Psybbo
Compliment you've ever been paid?
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Smowball
Where in house are you sitting? What are you drinking(or not) Are you alone? Do you have the tv on and if so what is on? Are you nibbling any nice snacks?? me: in lounge on laptop Glass of white wine...
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Psybbo
Need a word
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redvanman
The flood gates are open again we should sue the goverment for the mess they are making on emigration they are a big joke
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Smowball
What do you do when a relative buys you an Xmas present that you really don't like? Such as an ornament/vase/picture that they would expect you to put on display but you can't stand it, or it just...
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Psybbo
Ever consider leaving AB when you have been slapped?
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Psybbo
hate being the last one to post on a thread. I do, I feel as if I've killed it!
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Jemisa
An Australian ends up next to a British soldier in the trenches during World War II .The British soldier turns to him and says, "good to see you, mate, have you come here to die?" To which...
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parkie
I first did this a couple of years ago at which time it was clear. This year the test was 'inconclusive' and I was asked to repeat it after which I was told, by letter, that, following the results of...
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TWR
What sort of thing puts you on a downer? ( Feeling low)
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excelsior-1
good evening all. just got in from the most abominable shift. i'm exhausted, grumpy and wound-up. i cannot go to bed like this, i'll never sleep. so i'm opening a bottle of sherry to relax me....
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JonnyBoy12
A builder goes in for a fish pedicure. Instead of placing his feet in the water with the fish he throws the whole tub of the top of his house. Why did he do this? Because they were all Garra Roofer...

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